6 edition of Take my wife, please! found in the catalog.
|Statement||illustrated by Sheila Greenwald and Fred Hausman.|
|LC Classifications||PN6162 .Y6385 1998|
|The Physical Object|
|Pagination||1 v. (various pagings) :|
|LC Control Number||98027789|
General References Notes/Trivia QuotesGoofs Take My Wife Lois and Peter go to a marriage counseling program in the Bahamas. Season: 13 Episode: 18 Total Episode Count: Prod. no.: CACX14 First Aired: Featuring: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin Also Appearing: Chris, Meg, Stewie. A 10 Guy meme. Caption your own images or memes with our Meme Generator.
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In Take My Wife, Please. Youngman’s enduring routines are collected in one volume. Arapid-fire comic, he could tell six, seven, sometimes even eight jokes a minute, like: Walked into a store and said, “This is my wife’s birthday. I’d like to buy her a beautiful fountain pen.” The clerk winked at me and said, “A little surprise, huh?”/5(13).
Here, in Take My Wife, Please!, Henny's enduring vaudeville, radio, and television routines are collected in one volume from his three previous books: How Do You Like Me So Far?, Traveling Salesmen Jokes, and Bar Jokes, Bar Tricks and Bar Youngman was called "the King of the One-Liners" for good reason/5.
Henny Youngman (Take My Wife Please!: My Life and Laughs, ) is now 86 and still ``the Take my wife of the One-Liners,'' as he was dubbed by Walter Winchell (uh, some time ago). ``I don't have any enemies--I've outlived them all Take my life, please. It's all been a big mistake. Even at 86, I still don't know what the hell happened.''/5(4).
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The humor is so old school, I keep hearing Henny Youngman saying “take my wife, please.” Reading this you might think women were vapid, self-centered creatures, hell bent on making a man’s life miserable. Henny explained the origin of his classic line "Take my wife, please" as a misinterpretation: in the mids he took his wife to a show and asked the usher to escort his wife to a seat.
But his request was taken as a joke, and Youngman used the line countless times ever after. Watch NYPD Blue 11x13 - Take My Wife, Please - Girlfriends on Dailymotion. Search. Library. Log in. Sign up. Watch fullscreen.
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[Henny Youngman; Neal Karlen] -- The celebrated violin-playing funnyman discusses his courtship with his oft-mentioned wife, his stellar career, the audiences for whom he has played--among them Queen Elizabeth and Dutch Schultz--and.