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Take my wife, please!

Henny Youngman"s giant book of jokes

by Henny Youngman

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Published by Carol Pub. Group in Secaucus, N.J .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American wit and humor.

  • Edition Notes

    Statementillustrated by Sheila Greenwald and Fred Hausman.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6162 .Y6385 1998
    The Physical Object
    Pagination1 v. (various pagings) :
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL367277M
    ISBN 100806520574
    LC Control Number98027789

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Here, in Take My Wife, Please!, Henny's enduring vaudeville, radio, and television routines are collected in one volume from his three previous books: How Do You Like Me So Far?, Traveling Salesmen Jokes, and Bar Jokes, Bar Tricks and Bar Youngman was called "the King of the One-Liners" for good reason/5.

Henny Youngman (Take My Wife Please!: My Life and Laughs, ) is now 86 and still ``the Take my wife of the One-Liners,'' as he was dubbed by Walter Winchell (uh, some time ago). ``I don't have any enemies--I've outlived them all Take my life, please. It's all been a big mistake. Even at 86, I still don't know what the hell happened.''/5(4).

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[Henny Youngman; Neal Karlen] -- The celebrated violin-playing funnyman discusses his courtship with his oft-mentioned wife, his stellar career, the audiences for whom he has played--among them Queen Elizabeth and Dutch Schultz--and.